Wednesday, October 21, 2009

THE WOODPECKER MAY HAVE TO GO!!!!!



Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark .
 One : Don't miss the boat.
Two : Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three : Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. .
Four : Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five : Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six : Build your future on high ground.
Seven : For safety sake, travel in pairs.
Eight : Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
 Nine : When you're stressed, float a while.
Ten : Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
Eleven : No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.

3 comments:

  1. Is it true that Noah went to the bank for a loan to build the ark? And did the banker say, "I'm sorry I can't float you a loan." And did Noah reply, "Them I'm sorry I won't be able to loan you a float."

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  2. Number 10 says it all. It really does.

    Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)

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