Friday, September 4, 2009

THANK GOODNESS IT'S FRIDAY

Friday Humor

Idiot Sightings! Be careful...be v-e-r-y careful.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
My husband and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not. Four is larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."

IDIOT SIGHTING : The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"

IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself, and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office, no less.

IDIOT! SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announcedto the technician, "Its open!" His reply, "I know - I already got that side."This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi !

STAY ALERT!
They walk among us,
They Vote,
They REPRODUCE!

5 comments:

  1. Yes and they procreate.

    Have a terrific day and weekend. Big hug. :)

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  2. You have me laughing so hard I can barely see to type!! You really out did yourself on this one!!

    I hope you have a great weekend!!:-)

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