May you find your inner peace! Happy 2009
I am passing this onto you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
You too can find inner peace by following this simple advice: 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'
I looked around home to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how good I feel right now.
HAVE A SUPER WEEKEND!